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Adventures in Reality

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alltheladiesyouhate:

headcanon posts that just show a fundamental lack of critical thinking about the source material are my least favorite thing but i never want to be the party pooper that’s like “uh thats factually incorrect” so i just sit here quietly seething abt it like some misanthropic evil grandma

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micdotcom:

23 women show us their favorite positions

When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Although we take great pride in the work that we do, most of us could relate to being undermined and belittled publicly at work. When Conrad cleverly retorted “CEO,” it was hard not to aggressively high-five our laptop and mobile devices. The words “hell” and “yeah” could be heard all across the nation.

1 in 3 women has experienced some form of sex discrimination at work | Follow @micdotcom 

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roachpatrol:

i think it would be kind of fun to have a funeral where everyone makes fun of you like ‘haha look at you, you big dead nerd’ ‘have fun being a dumb zombie loser’ ‘enjoy eating all that dirt, gaylord’ and then they coat your gravestone with silly string and highfive each other and troop off to have a cool party where they tell each other all the dumb things you ever did in your life

like maybe that would make them feel better about how you’re kicking ass like a motherfucker in skeleton hell and they’re still upstairs covered in meat