so I'm going through the everyone lives and everyone is friends au and I've been laughing at the tag "HELENA WITH AN ORDER OF DILDOS" for like ten minutes straight. Like her opening up a box an it being a bunch of plastic penises. I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN MONTHS THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WRITING THAT BUT SHE IS SO CONFUSED THIS ISN’T THE TEN-FOOT-LONG GUMMY WORM SHE ORDERED
the question is do you think it’s funnier if she does or does not know what a penis looks like
Scenario A: Why would you make a plastic model of manhood. Why would you make many plastic models. What is the point of this. What model was used for these. Are they accurate. Helena goes to Sarah like “Sarah there are many phalluses in a box in my room and I do not understand”
Scenario B: What the heckaroo are these. Why do they have a bulb at the end. What is the point of them. Are they decorative? Maybe they’re decorative. Helena proudly lines them up along her mantelpiece. Look at her, being an adult and stuff.
Sarah walks into the room, turns on her heel, and walks out. W H Y
…Either way, can you imagine the person who actually ordered the dildos coming to find Helena? Who ordered the dildos? WHAT IF HELENA REFUSES TO GIVE THEM BACK…